Were I driving it like Jason Statham, I could understand that.
But I drive it gently, don't weave through traffic, don't go screaming up to lights or any of the other things that underendowed wankers typically do in them. I bought it because it was cheap, gets 35 mpg (American gallons, not UK), has low miles on it and is nice on a warm day.

The Urban Assault Vehicles, on the other hand, tend to be driven by small blonde women with cell phones and nonfat decaf lattes and have stickers from private schools on the rear windows. They figure that if they're in a tank they can do as they like and their sprogs will always be safe.

Cunts, one and all.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 16:55, Reply)