My brain feels like it's in a vice
I have cat aids, I vommed in the middle of the night and the cocking heating 'maintenance' man has borked my heating for the second year running after a sfety check.

On a lighter note, me and my dad used to find a new word every week then try to use it as much as we could, annoying my mother in the process.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like this idea.
Now if only we could find a mother to annoy...
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Mine's easily annoyed, you can borrow her
And to scare her, just move your hand repeatedly closer and then further away from your mouth, whilst saying "mOmM-MeEe" like Carol-Ann in Poltergeist.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:36, Reply)

Hmmmm
Are there any fringe benefits?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

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( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Errrrm...
Dude!!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Yeah, I know.
*skulks off*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:44, Reply)

It's alright, baldy bumps,
Come back. We'll forget about it. Reeeal friendly-like.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

The bloke who services my combi-boiler
seems to make it a bit worse every year
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:38, Reply)

It's a racket
Fortunately George & Mildred pay.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 10:41, Reply)