Heh.
It was one of my better schemes. And actually, I did give him real beer and a real cake- a four pack of Blithering Idiot (which my younger son is holding, on the right) and Winnie the Pooh cupcakes (just so I could tell him he had some Pooh on his cake).

The best part was when the obnoxious neighbor came and stood by the fence staring at us as we sat around the fire, and I just smiled back at him. God knows what was going through his thick skull...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I applaud you, sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Blithering Idiot
is an awesome name for a drink of any description.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:27, Reply)

Aptly named, too.
It's a barleywine, so drinking more than two of them will turn you into a blithering idiot, as well as being the act of one.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:14, Reply)