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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There was a young man from Bombay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
but the heat of his prick
turned it into a brick
and it chafed all his foreskin away...
and another...
There was a young lady from Dent
who's twat was so terribly bent.
"It takes a s-s-sledgehammer"
she said with a stammer
"to get a man into my vent".
( , Fri 11 Dec 2009, 22:50, Reply)
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