It's been snowing here.
In Richmond, snow is considered to be a Major Emergency, calling for all to stock up on milk and eggs and bread, even though people don't always eat them. (What are they going to do- make an assload of French toast?)

My daughter got stuck on my street, which was coated in ice, and I had to pull her out with my car. As I hooked up the tow cable I told her, "What do you do with a dog with no legs? Call him Cigarette and take him out for a drag, just like I'm gonna do for you."

I'm not sure if she was amused.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 1:08, Reply)