Xmas poem
fat kids in santa hats ringing my doorbell
slamming the door on them saying "Go To Hell!"
i'd like to bind them in gift-wrapping string
these are my favourite Xmas-y things

handing my credit card to black-clad harpies
they look like they've applied their make-up with Sharpies
their fake leather smiles must make their faces sting
these are my favourite xmas-y things

watching humanity clawing like monkeys
for turkeys and hams like they're sad strung-out junkies
see how they fret as the closing bell rings
these are my favourite xmas-y things

xmas ad actors, celebrity grocers
lying and flogging their shit is atrocious
id like to throw them to lions in rings
these are my favourite xmas-y things

gluttony, greed, tantrums and ultimatums
a typical family Xmas verbatim
lets raise up a glass, lower its contents and sing..........
these are my favourite xmas-y things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 13:01, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In half an hour I head to the train station
and then i will be off to the folks fro xmas. This is a favorite thing
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 14:28, Reply)

about two hours for me.
I'm the last man standing here and people are still ringing!!!!!!!!

Go home to your families you fools!!!!!!!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Gave me the first
*awesome* moment of the last 3 days!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 24 Dec 2009, 23:40, Reply)

*appreciates*

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Sun 27 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)