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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Back in 1999I was getting steaming drunk in a pub in Brentford, watching a gorgeous South African woman get twatted in the left breast by a champagne cork, badly opened, and laughing my bollocks off, with a load of fine, lovely people.
Fast forward 10 years- a pub in the New Forest, pissed as a fart, with an ex-wife I hate, but my daughters were ther- which evens up the equation- and thinking of someone else.
10 years time- never thinking of women again. Unless its BGB, Tourettes or Becky.
EDIT- No, you haven't, oh sweary one.
*Faps wildly*
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