Multi task woman.
This is getting dangerously "on topic".
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I can multi-task,
But I am NOT going to the shop for all the stuff I haven't got.
And pork, round here? Are you kidding? I'd have to go to Tesco for that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:27, Reply)

OK,
How about some kedgeree instead?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Who are you?
Clarissa Dickson-bleedin-Wright?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:42, Reply)

No,
The other dead one.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I love them :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Yes, much better than hairy bikers
Less gay certainly
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oh I think much more gay
And I like those blokes too, but in a different way.
Those ladies make me weep with laughter. Every little comment and interaction is hilarious.
Random example: "I had a LOT of access to pheasant when I was growing up!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:53, Reply)

I don't understand why that is funny
but it is.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I know!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I was given a chunk of Hereford Hop Cheese for crimble
It was super, especially on toast.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Oh Bartleby
Please, just when I thought my cheesesupplies were depleting, my mother went and gave me a block of Wensleydale and Cranberry and the landlady gave me a jar of cranberry relish.
I can't take any more.
Pie d'Angloys though, nom.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:12, Reply)

OK, no more cheese references
but that Dorset Blue was fine too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Cunt.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Cheesey Cunt if you don't mind!
Yay, first calling of a cunt this year. The rest is just gravy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:23, Reply)

woo yay!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 11:25, Reply)