What?
I read books with titles like "WAR!" and "PHOENIX SQUADRON" and "JUST 18" - so what would I know about chick lit?

Oh. Er. Not that last one. I found that in the loft. Honest, guv.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Testosterone monthly etc etc
Of course you do.
I need your card details to finalise your subscription to Crochet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:34, Reply)

You should have 'em.
I submitted them for the revenue we're making from church.

I mean, for the Lord's work, obviously.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:35, Reply)

PRAISE JEEBUS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:39, Reply)

Sister Becky
I don't see any contributions from you to TNTSCoR.
Is this a mere oversight on your part?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:40, Reply)

What's this TNTSCoR that you speak of sister Roooooooota?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:42, Reply)

It is the only way to salvation!
Salvation only costs ALL YOUR MONEY! Cash only, no cheques. Major cards acceptable, but with a £1 surcharge. The Lord hates administration.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Ooh sign me up. I have no money, but my admin skillz0rz are top notch
I can use a stapler without injuring myself and everything!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:47, Reply)

Excellent
Would you like to be in charge of Inquisitions and Violence, Exorcisms, or Holy Ghost Explosions (Drum n Bass remix)?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:53, Reply)

How much participation would it require? I'm a busy lady you know

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:00, Reply)

We could probably get you a livechat enquiry desk account
like they have at my library.
Unless you wanted to conduct inquisitions in person.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:10, Reply)

Well if it's inquisitions and violence then they would probably be best served in person
It's a bit hollow and meaningless online I find ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:15, Reply)

I hear ya ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 23:18, Reply)

PRAISE THE LAW-AD!
*heals*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:44, Reply)

Dunks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Not too long though!
I'll come off in pieces at the bottom of the cup.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:45, Reply)

For the required time only dear boy

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 6 Jan 2010, 22:47, Reply)