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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I find sometimes it helps if you do judo kicks, kung fu slaps and karate bows when you're in bed and make your Spitfire cockpit duvet go everywhereThen get up and scream at the nearest bird outside and then throw some towels around and spit on the carpet. DON'T BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
If you get aroused then lie on your tummy and get your mum to tread on your bum, that will stop your broom-on and then you can chase a dog and french kiss them as training.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 12 Jan 2010, 10:21,
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