I was going to put hard-manning-by proxy
but thought better of it. should have stuck with the original plan.

words used aside, your post had clear intent and unfortunately no matter how much you protest, you are now, and will always be, a big spastic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 14:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My mum told me if I rush to internet maidens rescue they would let me play with their cats or something...
She usually cries when she says this and mutters stuff about it being her only chance for grandkids. I'm not quite sure how I go from pets to kids but if there's a chance it gets me out of the basement for a while I'm all for it.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:02, Reply)

at least you are doing it for the right reasons
hang in there, there'll be some large-breasted internet woman for you somewhere.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jan 2010, 15:04, Reply)