I am in retail
and you would not believe the number of times some cunt has tried to get special treatment becase they're 'disabled'. It really makes me angry 'can you give me a discount? I'm disabled'. Fuck off! Why??

There are some dignified and lovely people with disabilities who genuinely do want to be treated like everyone else but there are plenty more milking it for all it's worth and they make me fucking sick.

Unpopular as he is round here, one of the things I thought was genius about Phoenix Nights was the fact that Brian Potter was an utter cunt who played the disabled card at every opportunity.

A cunt with no legs is still a cunt. You don't necessarily become a selfless, noble human being by becoming crippled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My wife asked my yesterday if I would leave her if she became disabled
I said that depends on if you become a whiney bitch about it.
( Peej, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:05, Reply)

excellent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I've had this as well
I've even had the "I've got cancer and have X months to live" schtick. To which i replied, "So have I, I've got cancer of the customer, now FUCK OFF you diseased CUNT"




I didn't really.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:14, Reply)

I am struggling to live with chronic Sympathy Deficiency Syndrome

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 10:35, Reply)