After careful consideration and the constant lure of anything other than work...
Shall I start from 5? Everyone else seems to be. So...
+1 Height (I think 6'2" is a good height to be)
-1 Shape (Broad-shouldered but kind of on the thin side, if you ignore the fluctuating beer gut)
+1 Voice (Well-spoken and low-pitched. I reckon I could read the shipping forecast with a little practice)
-1 Pedant (Particularly with respect to written English)
+1 Musician
-1 Bass guitarist
+1 Enjoys the finer things in life, e.g., nice wine, real ale
-1 Drunkard
+1 Pragmatic approach to most things...
-1 ...except my chronic lack of self-esteem...
-1 ...and my ability to be terrifically boring
+1 Sense of humour (I won't risk the 'Good' prefix...)...
-1 ...but includes crow fixation
+1 Scientist
-1 Scientist
+2 Awesome Flappy Hair
+/-2 Looks (I've been told I look a bit like a crow. So you decide whether that's a good or bad thing)

So either a 4 or a 6, depending on whether you'd like to look at someone who slightly resembles a crow. But I'm sure you'd look past that for my deep voice and amazing flappy hair.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 15:11, Reply)