I always stick two fingers up at the younger generation.
Usually because they are concussed, and I'm trying to ascertain whether they need a trip to casualty by asking "how many fingers am I holding up"?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yes
JMG often needs urgent attention because the mountain of Newkie Browns balanced on his beergut has collapsed causing him to panic and headbutt the computer screen.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:20, Reply)

This is true - do you have one of those web cam thingies, like on Big Brother?
He also often needs urgent attention on the internet, which is why he sporadically pops up here.

Or after he's "fallen down the stairs again", if you get my drift...
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 14 Jan 2010, 21:26, Reply)