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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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One of my favourites(which might be a prompt to ignore this, but hey ho...)
A woman goes to see her gynaecologist and explains that she's been encountering some problems with her downstairs.
"Very well," says the doctor, "what's up with your lady-bits?"
And they proceed to discuss the symptoms. After a few minutes, the doctor says,
"Ok, I think I know what it might be. It's probably best if I examine you,"
and gets her up onto the bed with her legs spread so he can take a look.
"Ah, just as I suspected," he says, "don't worry, this is a routine problem and very easy to solve. I can sort it out here with a simple operation. I'll just need to numb the area first."
"Ok," she says.
So the doctor leans in and goes "Numb-numb-numb-numb-numb"
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