Oooooooh whips!
I like whips.

Also, as it was on the BBC News website can I claim that it is in fact a newsworthy event and not mere celebrity gossip?

I quite like this story as well; news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/8495630.stm It made me chuckle.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I really resisted the urge to comment hahahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:00, Reply)

What made me laugh even more
is that they refuse to be specific as to the animal that created the semen. Which leads me to speculate as to where the man got his non-human 'samples' from - is he just wanking his dog off into a test tube every night, or is he going to great lengths to acquire walrus semen?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I honestly can't speak
I just, I mean, well, it takes all sorts...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:14, Reply)

"All sorts," eh?
Well, there's "Ranger Rob's animal experience" in Prestwich. Perhaps we should ask Ranger Rob if his animals have been looking particularly relaxed over the last couple of weeks...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Oh good lord no...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I wonder if he has a walrus...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)