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Lucky he trapped himself in an easy to clean cupboard, also lucky you didn't need to release any dirty spine.

So just to recap, you went to see a band of squatters, with a midget in, accompanied by a 6'8" Swiss negro? If that night didn't end with someone vomitting themselves unconscious, then I would have been disappointed.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 17:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's about the size of it, yes.
In the gig some chap spilled my pal's drink and was litterally shaking with fear (he had no idea my pal is the epitome of 'gentle giant') - he bought us all a round and gave my mate a half-ounce chunk of soap bar to apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 18:06, Reply)

A half ounce of soapbar
Well that explains the vomiting then ;-)
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 19:18, Reply)