I played an impossibly complex game of darts
that I think was being invented as we went along by the two piss artists who introduced me to it. There was a spreadsheet-style table correlating various throw-factors and little boxes for more bits. We played for half an hour and I reckon to fully complete the game you'd have to play for 5 hours. I left to go home and finish off cooking the sunday dinner, my one real achievement, but not without getting a number to score some freshly cropped/cured "hawaiian" (tastes of pineapple a bit) for recession-beating prices. Now sat with the rest of the red wine we had for dinner and finding old stuff on youtube. Win all round. I'm not sure why I'm telling anyone this.
(Fancy a weekend on my Raymondo Luxury Yacht?, Sun 7 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)