Howareya chap?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dr Gayman?
It'll be Songs of Praise Allah next.

Gay Allah.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:41, Reply)

The Paradise and Earth Show.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Not too bad thank you, old boy
Rather busy at work - a key colleague has resigned (giving a fucking WEEK'S notice, the arsehole), leaving me massively in the lurch at a critical time. So I have to learn his entire job in one day (today), whilst managing a stocktake and dealing with a backlog of business caused by the stocktake.

The helmet asked me if I was coming to his leaving do. I may do, just so I can PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE.

More importantly, how are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Aw man,
When are Noel & Monty gonna do the My Two Dads thing???
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I'll be your Daddy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Too big a job for you, sunshine ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Heheh

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Great.
Now I have Kid Creole and the fucking Coconuts stuck in my head.


Thanks a fucking bunch, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:02, Reply)

"See if I was in your blood, then you wouldn't be so ugly"
You're welcome, anytime, really.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:05, Reply)

And what, pray tell, does that entail, precisely?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)

Big house, you and Noel,
your wee gals, hilarious consequences.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That doesn't sound too bad at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'm telling you mate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Noel comes across as the kind of guy
who'd do all the cleaning, bless him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Pffft!
Only if you put out.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I now pronounce you...
Civil partners
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I'll put out the bins - will that do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:41, Reply)

See thread above
although as much as I'd prefer not to I should probably say 'Fuck off and do some work'
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 9:01, Reply)