Coke, soon to be Cava
Fucking poncing Quorn bolognese, hummous on toast (rendering the Quorn bolognese useless in my effort to lose 4lb.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

vegetarian diet?
are you losing weight or just not eating meat?

I've a couple of veggy recipes you might enjoy. Not much of baz' cooking is conducive to weight loss, mind.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Weight loss
Quorn makes the weight drop off you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)

what about tofu?
Tofu in oriental soups is good.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

Does that make you lose 4lb?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:10, Reply)

no,
but it makes you really good at Kung Fu!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Oh no
No.
No thank you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

How many times do I have to tell you, Quorn is made of cat vomit. That's why they have to freeze it, to get rid of the smell.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:01, Reply)

I know Becky
I've eaten enough of the stuff to agree with that!
But needs must when you've eaten cake all week.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Just cut out a meal or eat a salad or something
There's really no need to resort to eating Quorn
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:14, Reply)

There so is
I've never seen anything like it.
That and mushy peas. The EAT weight.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

is it weight or fat?
Are you simply weighing in lighter or actually losing fat and regaining shape?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Who gives a shite?
All I know is it puts my tush in some tightass jeanz.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:19, Reply)

that sounds like shape then.
You should patent that and make a million.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:20, Reply)

Slimming World are onto it
Cunts
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Totally isn't.
It's bad and wrong
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

The proof is in the reconstituted funghi, Bexley

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:23, Reply)

cat vom

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Vom nom nom

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 9 Feb 2010, 21:26, Reply)