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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I only ever pulled one girl there
When we got back to hers she introduced me to her flatmates as her boyfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
and you both lived happily ever after...

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Or it didn't
And it took me two months to get my NIN shirt back.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:23, Reply)
These people exist...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
In all too plentiful supply

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:25, Reply)
how did you leave
without your t shirt?
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:24, Reply)
It was a longsleeve, I'd given it to her to keep her warm
I had a t-shirt underneath.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You daft cunt
Sometimes it's just better to go home and wank
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
^this is never true
It's always better to curl up with Crazy McLoonytits than batter your sausage over Babestation while crying
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
No, I'm now squarely in the "better to go home alone and wank" group

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Oh no way
Sometimes it's not worth the aftermath
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:29, Reply)
and you were so desperate to leave the poor loon
that you scarpered before being properly attired? Shame on you good sir, shame indeed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
She was a mental!
I'd have run wearing nothing but a Hovis loaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:27, Reply)
but you're a girl
you can afford to be picky
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:28, Reply)
And she reeeeeeeaaallly likes Hovis
It's like the opposite of a safety word to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
can she get a whole loaf up her?
/impressed
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:31, Reply)
OFFICELOLZ!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:33, Reply)
I was a gent
I said that nothing was going to happen, stayed a while, drank tea, then left.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:30, Reply)
LIES
you took your top off, flexed your manly biceps to impress her, and left when you saw her scribbling 'Mr and Mrs Majora' on the wall
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:32, Reply)
It's like I'm watching a Crimewatch re-enactment
Wait, you're not the girl, are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:35, Reply)
No-one will ever love you like I did

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:40, Reply)
I certainly hope that's the case

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:41, Reply)

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