Anyone needing to use the jubilee line this morning
Don't bother, its cunted.

Public service announcement brought to you by armani suited fuckwit who has no idea of personal hygiene or space early in the morning.

What's pissed on your chips this morning?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 8:44, 19 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

NOTHING
I'm in a good mood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Although
were I to have chips for lunch and someone pissed on them, that would have the desired effect I should imagine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Omg no wai? What have you done with the real monty?
I guess its better than cleaning up rabbit poo, but there's 2 orthopaedic ops I wanted to assist on today and they'll probably make me do clinics instead now :(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:36, Reply)

First Al, now Monty
They're all going soft.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

No fucking way love
I am NAILS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Pfft, you're scared of cotton wool

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:47, Reply)

*eyes Becky nervously*
You haven't, y'know, actually got any cotton wool, have you...?

Not that I'm scared, or anything...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:54, Reply)

^ Yup :)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Pshaw you've got an anger chip missing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I have mostly got a missing anger chip
But occasionally it is located and I get disproportionately furious.
Like last week when I shouted "I HOPE SOMEONE SQUASHES YOUR DAUGHTER IN A DOOR!" to a bus-driver...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm on a bus at the moment, I'd love to shout that at her
But I think she'd sit on me and I'd be the first skinny persob to die of an obesity related hate crime
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Do it juuuuust as you're stepping off
That's the way I did it.
*yellow*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Dude her earrings are bigger than my head
I have the fear
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I have a plan, and your slender frame could be an advantage here...
Scale her and swing off the ear-rings!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Oh! Miss! Miss! I've remembered something!
My washing machine has broken.

A fucking WEEK after the warranty ran out. Now that HAS fucked me off.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Does this mean you smell now?
Or have you discovered that the shower doubles as a large handwash area?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:46, Reply)

It does not.
Ask me again in a few days.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Lovely

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 9:57, Reply)

This happened to us
Phone them and quote the sale of goods act. Its expected that a washing machine that's fit for purpose should last more than a year. Trading standards will have your back and most companies will just stump up the repair.
( Peej, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 12:31, Reply)