It sounds like we all have a nice little ritual
Normally I take the stairs up to my office as it's the closest thing I'm going to get to exercise all day.

Then turn the computer on, and since it takes a fucking age to boot up these days, I disappear over to the kitchen area to wash my coffee mug and fill my water bottle.

Then sit down and swear at the computer under my breath, usually in the form of a request for information pertaining to its current activity and involving the word 'fuck.'

Boot up Thunderbird and delete any vaguely important-looking emails.

Boot up Pidgin and see who's online.

Boot up Firefox to check other email accounts, including the gazzes that I rarely receive.

Consider work. What was I supposed to do today? Bugger me, I'm sleepy. Better make a cup of coffee first. Or possibly have a wank.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 2 Mar 2010, 10:34, Reply)