Good guess
But I seem to remember it being more along the lines of one of those "let me slip into something more comfortable" moments, only to find that "something more comfortable" equated to something which looked like it had been fashioned, Blue-Peter style, from a load of blocks of polystyrene.

(Should I be worried?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I reckon you should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:07, Reply)

ENGAGING WORRY.
Oh, god, I'm a fucking polystyrene fetishist...
*shudders*
feels...so...squeaky...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

It's a gateway squeaky substance
You'll be on 'blackboards' next, you mark my words.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oh god...
If she'd come downstairs wearing a sandwich board and carrying a huge chalk dildo...I...just don't think I'm ready...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'm not sure the world is ready for that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

No one wants a chalky hole

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)