It depends
If you were a microbiologist, it could be a wonderful secret to think there might be fascinating colonies of micro-organisms flourishing, untempered, inside these cavitites.

But my guess is that you're not a microbiologist. (Unless you're a microbiology journalist? Or maybe just a regular-sized biologist.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:19, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm a micro-library/barmaidist

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

So you serve behind the minibars in hotel rooms?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Self-service, yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Fancy...self-servicing me behind the minibar later?
(See above sub-thread: I'll pay extra if you're wearing polystyrene)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I can't stand that squeaking
It proper knocks me.

*throws mini JD*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Spurned! Alas...
*slinks off to 'punctuate the morning' with a cup of coffee*

OOH, stop press! Someone's left half a pack of malted milk biscuits in my office. Am I a bad person for taking one?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

EAT DEM

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

ATE DEM
It was good. And they had a cow on the front.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46, Reply)

This post makes me sad
Kaol isn't here as he is an expert on this kind of thing. Especially bugs in hotels.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:21, Reply)

That's a point
Where is Kaol/Cawl these days? (Apart from Wales, obviously) Has he entirely abandoned us in favour of /talk?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)