You would be dead in seconds

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In which case Phil Collins should wear it more often
This is the trouble: my flatmates and most of my friends in my department would find it hilarious. Unfortunately the chances of a belligerent Daily Mail/Star/Sun/News of the World reader getting on the same tube train as me mean it really wouldn't be worth the risk.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I know
It ent worf it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Plus my supervisor is very protective of her young daughter
And I'd rather our professional relationship wasn't tarnished by her suspecting that I was some sort of paedo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

By 'supervisor'
Do you mean 'probation officer'?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Shit.
Rumbled.
Alright, I admit it: I am John Venables and David Calvert.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

We had a BALL on my facebook with that last night
Me and my cousin were ranting on about it, and then our OTHER cosuin sent us the text. We thought she was doing it in earnest and were about to give her loads. She was kidding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I still think my favourite quote so far is
"What do the papers know? They make stuff anyway. I got a text from a mate saying it's true."

It'll be all round ASDA at this rate...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:06, Reply)