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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you sir, are a deviant.next friday or saturday upon my arrival, i'm gonna hold you down and pour a whole sodding great bottle of aniseed gaviscon down yer neck until you repent.
i'll then sit back and laugh as it galliantly defeats al the acid in your stomach and sits there like a group of road protestors accumulating bits of undissolved food and solidifying, until you wake up in the middle of the night sweating, run to the toilet, and birth a turd that looks like john prescott after a naked rollaround in the bin behind a chip shop.
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