A lovely time will be had by one.
Our first date? I will come to your place and you will cook me my favourite meal. Beef stroganoff with pilav rice.
We will wash it down with something interesting (mango J2O and vodka perhaps?).
Then we can have grilled fresh pineapple crusted with a mix of brown sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg (no starters, don’t want to put the cuddling off too long).

Then it’s off to your patio, the decking of dreams to watch the sun go down over the Garden of Death.
We’ll share a brandy or two with some nice Mexican coffee and a mild Honduran cigar.
You’ll look deep into my eyes and say the words I’ve longed to hear “I love you more than puppies.”
I will blush and act all coy, twiddling with my moustaches and patting your hand gently.
We will go back inside and I will invite you to the bathroom where I will strangle and dismember you in the shower.
Your head I will leave to simmer on the stove (low heat, don’t want that gorgeous baby face spoiled) for someone else to discover.

Then I’ll go home for a wank.

Yours,
Dennis Nielsen.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:13, Reply)