i just landed a job as media designer for a major high street skate clothing brand
and i'm feeling so smug i even want to slap myself!

what should i assault my liver with first tonight, a nice scrumpy, jack daniels, something in a small plasic bag, or should i jus cunt myself in the fuck for being so damn chipper on a saturday mornin?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 12:36, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If being chipper in a Saturday morning is a crime then I'm guilty most weeks.
Well done with the job ;-) revel in the smugness as long as it lasts...
As for celebratory booze, well I would go with a few hefty (home measures) Bacardi and cokes.
Lots of ice, lime and not too much coke!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 20 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Assult your liver with a large sword
For thinking one aspect of this job is useful to society.

Alternativly (if I have offered encouragement before) well done I hope you have a long and happy career..

Take you pick.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

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( broadsword, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

A packet of sweets won't hurt your liver.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Which label?
I'm well into skate gear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Avril Lavignes skate label
she makes clothes for stephanie of lazy town
( Peej, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Gin and fruit juice
like a shirter.
( Peej, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)