Back in a mo!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Cheers
You alright mate? Is your ex gonna play nice this week?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Hello squire
Nope. No daughter this coming weekend either. It's my ex's birthday so she's off to Canterbury to see her ghastly working class family...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Gah! Damn their oily hides
I bet they keep coal in the bath and dine from thick crockery.

Sorry to hear that.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:47, Reply)

by the time I next see her
it'll have been four fucking weekends since I last saw her.

It sucks big time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That's fucking awful, she's a real class act.
Chin up mate, you're handling it better than I ever would (You're not in Broadmoor because of her violent demise for a start).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Thank you sir
My family are really helpful - but I have to say so is everyone on here. If I was entirely left to my own devices I'd had flipped out by now I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

You think I'm helpful?
This is not what I was aiming for at all.

You big shirter

Also I think you mean "have" not had.
FAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

You're helpful
in that you help me to remember to hate some other people too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:09, Reply)

apparently TGB is not a horrible cunt in real life
I will feed back my findings after meeting her at Easter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I'm a huge fan of hers.
Not to be confused with that huge fanny of hers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

easily done though
because you are a massive cunt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Prick.
Sorry, wrong thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Mar 2010, 17:26, Reply)