Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Women always say men suck at foreplaybut I find the opposite. Men spend ages giving their lady the foreplay and the lazy bitches give very little back. Its not like in porn where they spend 10 minutes sucking their man off before he goes down on her for 30 seconds.
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Peej, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:31,
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Another reasonwhy porn is not like real life. I'll add it to
* Plumbers are never hunky Austrians
* Velour cushions are not sexy and stain really badly
* Pizza delivery guiys are never 6 foot with amazing skin
* Sex in a cockpit is difficult not sexy
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:41,
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You've been watching posh porn.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 9:47,
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YesFalula Tabetha Potteryminge the Third and her adventures at Goodwood
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