My so called friend, lets call him Bob, for that was his name.
Threw my brand new mobile phone (which I got imported by a supplier in Hong Kong and was very expensive) into a bottle bank after a serious drug session.
Needless to say I kicked off, but that didn't solve the problem of the phone in the bottle bank. So I looked in to it to see if I could find my phone but I couldn't. I squeezed my large head into the dark opening, unfortunately it was just too big and my head became stuck.
That was my first mistake.
Bob was now conscious again and ran off to get help, unfortunately while he was away...

I got taken to Dunstable.

cheers
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I really like this.

cheers
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:55, Reply)

you'll like it better now I've corrected 4 spelling mistakes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:59, Reply)