I eat lemons
Nice with salt and vinegar
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 6:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

They're not lemons, they are crisps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 7:08, Reply)

Nope
nor chips
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:20, Reply)

...have you just posted this so you can tally the number of people who go out and try it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:11, Reply)

Nope
When I was 17 my girlfriend had a crazy sicilian grandmother.
This was one of her suggestions.
Lemon. Peel to the pith, leaving the 'nobbles' unpeeled as 'handles'.
Poke into each half with a knife and pour some salt onto the holes you've made.
Put in a bowl of vinegar, open side down.
While semi-submerged, squeeze then let go so that some lemon juice escapes and some vinegar is sucked in.
Bite and be surprised and how nice it is.
Repeat.
Eventually you will be left with a bowl of salty vinegary lemony juice that you may drink or discard. I drink.
It rocks.

Do not eat her pickled cactus.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:24, Reply)

That sounds weird enough to try...
Don't know if I'd drink the salty vinegary lemon juice, but I'll try most things once.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Have a go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I eat cannibals - it's incredible!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:24, Reply)

That's logical, I suppose.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

They bring out the animal in me,
what can I say.


TRIVIA UPDATE: one of the cunts who sang that dismal song (that no doubt Roota thinks is good) was Bob Monkhouse's daughter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:37, Reply)