This old woman told us a story
about how she asked an old man what he wanted on the jukebox. He said "'Old Me, by the 'Ollies."
but the Hollies didn't have a song called Hold Me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:11, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Very Good
And good morning to you.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:14, Reply)

G'mornin!
How did the weekend unfold then?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:15, Reply)

As predicted really
I did some house work, and generally fucked around.

I did practice cooking duck, though, and had it three times during the weekend.

I also went to the craft show and got bogged down in a swamp. I was pulled out by a truck. It was quite humiliating at the time, but the guy said he had pulled fifty people out the day before.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:20, Reply)

A SWAMP???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Yes,
With crocodiles, snakes and banjos.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:33, Reply)

And bog snorkellers?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Yup,
All on a reasonably flat field in the chilterns.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)