A French man, an Italian and a Geordie are bragging about their skills in the sack.
French man says, "Sacre bleu, when I take my beautiful wife dans la chambre, I kees her in all her special places teel she can take no more - then when I geev her orgasm she eez 10 centimetres from ze bed."

Italian says, "!Que cosa, that eez nathing! My woman - she can't get enough of me. You see. I take-a-ma time, caress her in the secret parts..... When she reach orgasm, she leap 30 centimetres from the bed."

Geordie goes, "Heh heh, that's nowt man! Ah gi' wor lass a reyt good skuddin', she murns ah bit like ye knaa. Then Ah howk aal awer 'er chebs, wipe me cock on the cortains 'n' she hits the fookin roof!"
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