menacingly mincingly
a lead pipe engorged member
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

you have Venezuelan bum disease

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)

So first you bumrape me,
and now I have this to deal with as a consequence as well?

You really are a bounder, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:39, Reply)

in my defence
you look like a woman from behind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Not just ANY woman, though:
'the roughest you've seen this year'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:43, Reply)

that's going some
you should see some of the "women" one of my mates goes out with...

I have no doubt that you are a better looking woman then them, and I don't know what you look like.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Either way is good
As long as he suffers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)