^
clearer than my response
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Perhaps we should construct some sort of easy-to-understand how-to guide to finding and manipulating the clitoris

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

hmm
'The Dummies Guide to the Clitoris'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*laugh*

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

It would sell
But not over the counter. We'd have to do it mail order. No man in the world would walk up to a chap in Waterstones and ask for the Dummies Guide to the Clitoris. Might as well be wearing a badge saying "I am shit in bed"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:58, Reply)

or a badge
saying 'my other body is a sex God'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I could do with one of those

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:28, Reply)

we could sell those as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:32, Reply)

We need a female equivalent
Possibly "I'll be using these to my advantage" for the bustier lady
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:37, Reply)

An entire range
with complimentary unmarked packaging for the book, so the neighbours just think you're getting a vibrator instead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Perhaps on the outside of the packaging it should say
"For the man with an Armadillo in his trousers" so the recipient looks like a well-hung Spinal Tap afficonado to onlookers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 15:49, Reply)