I forgot about our physics teacher.
He was a skinny little bloke who looked like a breath of wind would take him away. He also had no dress sense whatsoever and this was why I started a rumour about his sex life. The rumour was that his wife was a total nympho dominatrix who stripped him naked when he got home had treated him as her slave. In the morning he had to sneak out and got dressed in the shed from whatever he had grabbed as he ran for the door.

Well, I believed it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 28 Apr 2010, 13:21, Reply)