Being the best at what I do
Failing that, getting absolutely fence-posted one night and seeing how easy it is to hide the next day.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That has proved to be a very, very expensive discovery for me.
Getting clean away with literally no sleep whatsoever has meant my 'it's a school night' warning light simply doesn't work any more.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:27, Reply)

Exactly
I can grab a 6 pack of beer from my local for 4 quid and chug it all from 8 - 1 and roll into work, and no-one notices. Woops.

What does that say about me when I'm not hungover?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:28, Reply)

I can shovel cocaine and drink into my face at a rate of knots
whilst simultaneously chainsmoking weed, until 4:30am, have a lie down for a bit and then get up and go into work without being rumbled. I am embarrassed to admit I have tested this theory more times than I care to think about.

I'm not proud of it - it's fucking disgusting, but there you go. HARDCORE TIL I DIE (next year)...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 May 2010, 17:37, Reply)