Say you were born with four kidneys
so no matter how much you drink it doesn't get you drunk, so you might as well buy cheaper soft drinks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 13:57, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Duly noted and plenty of room for improvisation here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Tell them
that you're allergic to alcohol and that you'll die, then look at them in a way that'll make them feel guilty for being such piss-artists themselves.
(berk, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I'm definitely going down the more obscure route
I think I'll see how many different unusual explanations I can have flying around this small town.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I forgot to ask...
How was your trip to New York? Did you slap any taxis?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:04, Reply)

It was great, it's an excellent city
I didn't slap a taxi but I did have an argument with a taxi driver who took exception that the 30% tip I gave him was in coins. Silly americans.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Awww
When I go I'll slap one for you! :)

Ooooh arguments about tips, how very British of you. You should have hit him in the face with your passport and called him ma laddie!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)