Is that how you explain the curious trail of slimy stuff you find on your belly each morning?
_{If so, I'm in the clear...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good lord man!
And I thought you were so nice when I met you - all debonair and shit. Sad face.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Debonair? Moi?
I'm obviously more deceptive than I'd given myself credit for...being able to make polite conversation doesn't make me any less of a colossal pervert than anybody else on this board, I'm afraid.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I feel cheated
:(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 15:57, Reply)

To be honest, I'm surprised you don't wake up
As I clamber in through your window and set up my snail grand prix, complete with running commentary, on your stomach.

_{That's exactly what I meant. Honest.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well I'm closing my windows tonight... so HA!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:08, Reply)

ARSE
FOILED AGAIN!

Where am I to race my snails now?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)