I wish I was all hip and groovy
and kissed ladies.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

One day...
one day... perhaps we should go chasing tail together?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:14, Reply)

The judge said I wasn't allowed to
and said I had to wear a funny bracelet on my ankle.

And my mother sighed like she normally does and looked disappointed. She said the bracelet meant I wouldn't be able to leave the house or the garden, and if I took it off then I'd be in lots and lots of trouble, and the men would take me away again and they'd make me stay somewhere far away from her.

But at night I take it off. I take it off and sneak out of the house. Nobody's seen me yet. As long as I'm back home before the sun comes up and I've got the bracelet back on, they'll never know, and I can carry on looking for people to play with.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Wicked groovy!
What's your time limit like, we'll work something out - you don't need to tell your mum and you can bring your snails too!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 25 May 2010, 16:21, Reply)

The summertime works against me
With its late sunsets and early sunrises.

It's important that nobody sees me...if I get caught, they'll take me away from Mummy and my snails...but I need to play. Mummy kept saying I needed to find friends of my own age, so that's all I'm doing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 25 May 2010, 16:30, Reply)