I lost my virginity in a pick up truck
I even have a souvenir, the sticker he had to put on his truck from the NASCAR race the weekend before got stuck to my foot as I got out, all deflowered and shit.
Welllll classy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's incredible
Best virginity story EVER
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I bled when I lost my V
The lass failed to inform me she likes it rough. I'm busy trying to make sure everything's going alright (1st time worries), and she throws me by asking me to slap her in the face.
I oblige (cos i'm scared she'll devour me otherwise), but obviously not hard enough. She shouts at me to hit her harder, so I slap her again, and she squeals in delight and rides me ragged, scratching the fuck out of my back in the process.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:15, Reply)

o_O
I have not been injured in sex. Apart from coming home with a massive lovebite, my mum mistaking it for hair dye on my neck, and trying to rub it off :/

I've had lovebitten earlobes too. Now THOSE were fun to get :D
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Never had a lovebite
Vehemently don't want one.
The other sex injury I've had was getting all entangled with one lady, then when she came she shuddered and locked up, and had me practically in a Figure Four Leg-lock, which hyperextended my knee and fucking CANED. No O for Lab that time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

more in common
lovebites are vile, and I'm glad I've never had or given one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:24, Reply)

living in the white trash capitol of virginia, they're quite popular here
and I'd be lying if I said I hadn't gotten or given my fair share
however I now find that I hate them and whereas I like being bitten I hate people knowing about it
it's like they're judging you with their eyes
all "look at that SLUT!"
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)