that's why you need a post-coital smoke
to all you to cool off.

also, I've got a water meter, if I had a shower after every time I had sex I'd be broke. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

*looks around for someone to high five*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shut up and eat your croissant, there's a good boy

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I've not slept with a smoker
but I imagine post shag fags would be great
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:30, Reply)

they really are
even better is lying back with your shaggee and sparking a joint in bed.

bliss. no smoking in my house though :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:31, Reply)

The person I'd most likely sleep with next if all goes well
doesn't think smoking suits me.

Then again, he's known me since I was 14 and innocent.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

pfft
smoking suits everyone, as long as they look like they are comfortable holding a cigarette.

also, it makes you look cool
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Lots of people have said they don't like to see me smoke
As in, at least 10.

I still do.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:36, Reply)

why have they said that?
and did you tell them to find their damn business?

I've been told that smoking suits me. not that I really smoke cigarettes any more...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I laughed and took another drag

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:41, Reply)

good girl :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:42, Reply)

But kissing a lass who's just smoked
Is fucking GRIM.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:34, Reply)

never found that
even before I smoked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:35, Reply)

It tasted how I imagine licking an ashtray would tase like.
Plus she was a bit of a minger, I was young and hadn't formed much in the way of standards by then.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 28 May 2010, 14:38, Reply)