Don't start about Heskey or I'll be venting with you.
Glad they left Walcott behind though, good call.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Heskey is the Candyman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:16, Reply)

That might explain why Capello plays him
I'm fed up of hearing how Rooney scores more while playing with Heskey, it's because he has to do two strikers' work! When he plays with Crouch, the latter scores the goals Heskey doesn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:23, Reply)

heskey is and always has been shit
he can barely fucking stand up, let alone score.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's because of his massive FUCKING HEAD
it's filled with cement.

~:-$

Just been sent another

"Vanessa Perroncel: Statistically better at going through defenders than Emile Heskey."
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:34, Reply)

The only benefit to his existence that I can see
is that Capello likes him, and he seems to know what he's about
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:36, Reply)

that moron who managed liverpool liked Heskey too
(had to look up his name: Houllier) and he was shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Worryingly
Martin O'Neill (ex-Forest, let's not forget), who definitely knows his onions, leaves Heskey on the bench
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)