1. Mixing some recordings in the hope of making them listenable, so my band might finally have something decent to show after 6 years playing together
2. I usually pee standing up, having a penis and all. Though sometimes I find myself peeing sitting down, for instance if I sit down to take a poo and it turns out just to be a particularly hefty pocket of wind, I decide I might as well take a pee while I'm down there.

3. I don't think I count as a gentleman, and the only person I've met who claimed to be a gentleman was, in fact, a twat. However, to answer your question as someone who would like to be thought of as a gentleman one day: I don't know. I'm really not sure what my preference is these days, though my two main sleb crushes are blonde, so perhaps those with aspirations to gentlemanliness have a slight but statistically not-that-significant tendenct towards blondes.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)