Not sure about creepy
But the one that you lot will appreciate most was at a hard house night some years ago. Off my tits, obviously. Chatting to a random older lady at the bar, she concluded the conversation with "ooh, you're lovely... but you're gay, aren't you"

She munted, so I said yes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

she munted I am

too easy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Morning Vippers
Original as ever I see
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

got quite a lot of work on
originality is the first thing to suffer

morning. good weekend?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I love your sense of priority
Lots of work on, originality out the window, but plenty of time for insulting randoms on t'internet :-)

Yes thank you, surprisingly productive. I blame the weather. Yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

very unproductive
surprisingly, my band gave one of our best performances ever on friday (unlike england. ooo topical) I slept until 12:45 on saturday, then did almost bugger all. went for a surf yesterday. the water was absolutely glorious.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I was massively disinclined to do anything on Saturday on account of Friday night's result
But was left no choice. Still sporting flecks of paint. I have to tell you that playing a gig and going surfing on the weekend clashes completely with your current workload, long-established stereotype demands you currently be slouching on a bean-bag in front of the TV
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I know
I'm a walking conundrum.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

undrum dom
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:59, Reply)

^GMIOTD
That's "Glorious Mental Image Of The Day", in case anyone wants to know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)