My brother's my best friend
I speak to him at least a couple of times a day. We’re very different in a lot of ways but completely identical in others. I’d be lost without him – a problem seeing as he is slowly drinking himself to death – it was hard enough when he moved out of London. My little sister I love dearly but don’t know her any where near as well – my brother and I were always a team, and she’s very much the ‘white sheep’ of the family, being in the police and remaining in the ‘polite society’ that my brother and I turned our backs on as teenagers.

I wouldn’t change either of them for the world, and I feel desperately sorry that my little girl is extremely unlikely to have a sibling to gang up on the parents with, and to share her knowledge of the world with as she gains it as I have
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

don't know here?
Disappointing

*shocked* I SAW IT!! I SAW IT!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

You must be tripping, mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Sadly not
:o(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Me too
I feel like my little girl is missing out on all the fights and stuff me and my family used to have, I do my best to be a parent/sibling, but I'm not as young as I used to be, and I'm turning into a boring old fart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

While I remember
Why did I punch you in the face?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

I said a rude thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

what was it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

This^

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

OK:
You said ‘despite what you may think I don’t actually fancy you’, to which I replied…



‘thank fuck for that’.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I just cackled so much I choked.
That's hardly punchworthy.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

didn't stop her face-raping chompy
or maybe that was him using reverse-psychology raping.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)