it's a small price to pay for her otherwise all-round awesomeness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

IT'S THE THIN END OF THE WEDGE
Soon she'll start writing emails in "text speak" and then it's a short tumble down that slippery slope before she's a morbidly obese, tracksuit-clad, Elizabeth Duke-festooned Australopithecus with her hair scraped back into a bun to better reveal the forehead that keeps the rain off her toes as she cackles and grunts through a maw of grimy gold teeth that have become adept at biting the lids off bottles of blue WKD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that won't happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I hope for your sake it doesn't.
Just keep an eye out for when she starts "loosing" it, and don't say I didn't warn* you...

*_{Wildly extrapolate and grossly exaggerate}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)