If you took a photo of most foods from that close they'd look pretty bleurgh
and that thing does look a bit like a dissected pig trotter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it looks like the inside of a vagina that's been fucked by glass shards

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Dude, you're overthinking this.
Come to the UK, buy me bacon and sausage meat and I'll make it for you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

no no, that's pretty much the first thing that came into mind
and that's pretty ridic, I have to buy a plane ticket, a hotel room, bacon and sausage for you to make me some shit that looks like a vagina fucked by glass shards?
I'll pass, ta.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Alright, you can sleep on my floor. *huffs*

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

What the fuck...?
Have you ever actually seen a vagina? I've seen a few, and none of them looked like a dissected pig's trotter
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

why yes, yes I have
I've never seen one that's been fucked by glass shards but I imagine it'd look like that pink mess up there
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Can you have a catfight with Becky over it now please?
and may I watch?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

that's up to her, bb

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I couldn't fight Kristine, I love her too much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

*hands in pockets, kicks dust*
Aw, I'll never get to see it now. Becky never lets me do the things I like
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)